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I’m a chauffeur at a rich guy’s old place. One of the places I take him is to some old Asian biddy’s place in the hills. He goes up and has his fortunate told while I wait by the car, smoking cigarettes. It’s the life. I get paid all right, but it’s boring as hell. [...]

So I was driving home from work about a week ago, and out of no where some dumb broad runs a red light and t-bones me in the middle of the intersection. I woke up a few days ago, in the hospital of course. My first thought was of my car, but it was completely totaled. No [...]

So I had been dating Sara for some time. If I had to think about it, I’d say about seven months. It was about three months into our relationship that we began to get serious and Sara said she needed to talk to me. I drove over to her apartment fearing the worst. I found [...]

It had been raining for the past three fucking days.
Not the kind of rain that lets up, then starts again, mind you.
No, the fucking monsoon type of rain that just goes on and on.
I’m pretty sure my lawn gnome is a casualty. If not, he is at least MIA.
Wherever he is, I hope he’s happy.
So [...]

Rookies. They all join the fire department because they want to be heroes. Not me. I do it for the pussy. That’s right. There’s nothing like saving some bitch from having her cunt hair burnt up, and seeing that look in her eyes—especially three weeks and three mojitos later when she’s sucking your fireman’s pole. [...]

“Please let me suck your cock, mister,” the Asian nympho panted. “I promise I’ll be good.”
This is always the case when I eat at Chinese restaurants. For some reason, those cunts just love me. I go to a massage parlor, they want to give me a happy ending. I go to the dentist, and the [...]

“It’ll be our little secret,” I told the girl whose couch I’d just moved upstairs, and whose profile on Euro Cam Models I’d overlooked. “Nobody will know you’re a dirty fucking whore . . . so long as you suck my cock.” How can someone look so much like an angel and suck a dick [...]

I watch a lot of porn. Now, normally, I don’t like to brag. In this instance however, it is irrefutable fact. This about how much porn you watch daily, now multiply that by five, and you have a small idea of how much porn I watch before lunch.
That said, this bitch Pussygurl469 fucking blew my mind. She [...]

So my cousin got married this weekend. I was obligated to go.
It was a four hour motorcycle ride through the desert.
I had to leave at 8 in the morning and head out to Nevada.
Yeah, not Vegas, another part of Nevada with no strip clubs or hookers.
Definitely not my cup of tea.
I managed to sit through the [...]

Today was terrible. I asked for a promotion, I got turned down. I asked for raise, they said no.
Needless to say, the rest of the day at work sucked.
I thought I could salvage the day by calling my girl and asking her out to a romantic dinner.
She knew that today was the day I was [...]