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So I had been dating Sara for some time. If I had to think about it, I’d say about seven months. It was about three months into our relationship that we began to get serious and Sara said she needed to talk to me. I drove over to her apartment fearing the worst. I found [...]

It had been raining for the past three fucking days.
Not the kind of rain that lets up, then starts again, mind you.
No, the fucking monsoon type of rain that just goes on and on.
I’m pretty sure my lawn gnome is a casualty. If not, he is at least MIA.
Wherever he is, I hope he’s happy.
So [...]

“Please let me suck your cock, mister,” the Asian nympho panted. “I promise I’ll be good.”
This is always the case when I eat at Chinese restaurants. For some reason, those cunts just love me. I go to a massage parlor, they want to give me a happy ending. I go to the dentist, and the [...]

“It’ll be our little secret,” I told the girl whose couch I’d just moved upstairs, and whose profile on Euro Cam Models I’d overlooked. “Nobody will know you’re a dirty fucking whore . . . so long as you suck my cock.” How can someone look so much like an angel and suck a dick [...]

I was jogging down my street, not thinking about anything, not expecting at all to get my dick sucked, when a voice called out, “Hey!” I looked around and a pretty Filipina girl, wearing a Hawaiian hula skirt and a top made of this thin, latexy material looking at me. “Listen,” she said, her full [...]

Perfect is a word I take extremely seriously.
When my interns do their job in a competent manner, and it meets my expectations, I do not say “Perfect!”
I say, “Why wasn’t this done faster?”
When my girlfriend makes a great dinner, I don’t say “Perfect hunny!”
I say, “Good stuff, what’s for dessert?”
When my mom send me a [...]

I watch a lot of porn. Now, normally, I don’t like to brag. In this instance however, it is irrefutable fact. This about how much porn you watch daily, now multiply that by five, and you have a small idea of how much porn I watch before lunch.
That said, this bitch Pussygurl469 fucking blew my mind. She [...]

I haven’t posted in a few days. Let me tell you why. If you read my last post you would know that I found out my assistant was whoring herself out on the side on EuroCamModels! Needless to say, I took the next couple days and fucking the love of christ out of that bitch. [...]

So I had a hard day at work and I was looking forward to a little alone time at home on the internet. I was browsing Euro Cam Models, checking out some tits and ass, looking for a hot little slut to spend some money on. After browsing the romance section, I was pretty sure [...]

“Full house!” Joe exclaimed. “Four of a kind!” I shot back. “Four aces!” He couldn’t believe it. I’d won five thousand dollars off him. “I don’t have the money,” Joe said nervously. “That’s all right,” I said, staring hard at his wife. “I think there’s another way you can pay me.” I knew Joe’s wife [...]